Hitler finds out Google Reader is shutting down

Chrome for iOS updated.

 

What’s New in Version 25.0.1364.86

• Long press on the back button to quickly access any page in your tab history
• Share a web page via Messages

The sharing via messages is a very cool addition, I would still like to see a Reader-like ability and for Apple to allow me to change default apps.

iPad is for Porn

Conan O’Brien

Apple: Unauthorized modification of iOS can cause instability, security vulnerabilities, shortened battery life, and other issues

Apple:

As designed by Apple, iOS and iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch are designed to work together reliably. Unauthorized modifications to iOS (“jailbreaking”) can cause numerous issues to the hacked iPhone, iPad or iPod touch.

If you experience a Jailbreaking process that lasts more than four hours, get medical assistance immediately. Wait, that’s for something else…

Apple introduces In-Utero EarPods

 

In-Utero EarPods are installed in less than five minutes. Expectant mothers can have their own gynecologist perform the procedure or make an appointment at their local Genius Bar (privacy screens available).

“Fetus ears come in all shapes and sizes,” says Apple. “By studying thousands of ultrasounds, our engineers have come up with the perfect shape — round.”

Another classic from Scoopertino.

Social Media Overflow.

Joy of Tech

The iPad mini is the worst. Joy of Tech

The Sinofsky situation. Joy of Tech

Sam Sung. Via LoopInsight.

The Macalope Weekly: Opinions are like iPads, everybody has one

The Macalope Weekly: Opinions are like iPads, everybody has one